Keaton (10): "Mom, when are you going to start dressing nicer again?"Mom: "Keaton, it's 5:30 in the morning. I haven't even showered yet."
Keaton: "I know, but you always look so blaa."
Mom (seriously?!): "I look blaa?"
Keaton (matter of factly): "Yes, you look blaa. Before Peyton was born you dressed nice and wore pretty jewelry. Now you're just blaa."
Mom (I can't believe I'm even discussing this with my child): "She's six months old, Keaton. I nurse ninety-six times a day and go nowhere."
Keaton: "But you could look nice doing it."
Oh, geez.
6 comments:
Oh how I can relate! I used to be a SUPERMODEL before I had Mary Claire 6 months ago... now I look like the lady in Cosmo that has the black line over her eyes and the word "DON'T" splashed across her body.
Some day we'll be beautiful again-I promise. Today, we are just milk maids.
Oh gosh! How old is she? LOL I am sure my days are coming with conversations just like that!
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Your stories always make me laugh!
Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
Cris, You are hysterical! Yes, that's me too. Just add the caption "What NOT to wear!"
azmom, she's 10 and thinks she's all that. LOL!
annike, pfffft...my life is one looooong comic strip with no resolution.
Oh, yeah, with all that nursing going on my blouses/t shirts always ended up so wrinkled, it looked like I slept in them the night before. My nickname while nursing was The Dairy Queen. I'll be happy to answer to a title with Queen in the name!
Honesty has to count for something, right?
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