Under the heading: "Is Nothing Sacred in Our House?"

Keaton (screaming from the kitchen): "Mom! Landon's poopin' in the pantry!"

Landon (quietly from behind pantry door): "No I not."

Keaton: "Yes you are and you're making our food stinky."

Landon (shamefully): "Oh."

We watched as Landon ran by, flying towards Daddy's closet to continues his "job."

Sorry Daddy.