Tuesday, August 22, 2006

You know it's hot when...

You put on makeup in the morning only to watch it slide down your face.

Cleaning up the living room sends you immediately to find a towel to sop up your wet spots.

The iron is almost hot enough before you turn it on to iron the clothes.

You haven't used the "hot" water in a shower for six days because the "cold" water is warm enough.

Your willing to risk the inevitable ridicule you will sustain by wearing shorts and showing your white legs.

You can't put your laptop on your lap because the heat from it is agonizing.

The kids are tripping over each other to get to school each morning because it's cooler there.

You look forward to the return of those cool, breezy days in the 90's.

You have fantasy dreams about your 76 year old AC guy.

1 comment:

Miranda said...

At least your kids can escape to a cool school. The chiller has been broken at school for the past two days. Try spending your day in a second story classroom with 30 teenagers!