Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Oh my elliptical, I believe thou art the devil


















Elliptical, elliptical,
How I do despise thee.
You glare at me as I cross the room,
while you criticise and chide me.

My fluffy butt you find pathetic,
My jiggles so amusing.
A sleek body I would have,
If you I were a using.

So I drag myself, flab and all,
begrudgingly I ride you.
The pain, oh my, is so intense,
I huff, puff (and deride you.)

Elliptical, elliptical,
Oh, how I do despise thee.
But I'll endure your taunts and jeers,
Because I need less hiney.

*sigh*

8 comments:

Melissa said...

LOL! the taunting is the whole reason I finally sold mine! I showed it who was boss! (my big hiney!) =)
Melissa

Anonymous said...

OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!

love you! :)
Sutton

Anonymous said...

OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!

love you! :)
Sutton

Anonymous said...

OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!

love you! :)
Sutton

Vikki said...

Love your "ode to the elliptical machine". Difference between you and me is you actually go on it and you have six kiddos -I only have 2. I feel guility now.......

Gina said...

If you lose any more hiney we will not be able to finey...you.

(sorry all...it runs in the family!)

Miranda said...

Sorry I gave you a machine that taunts you. I kept it hidden upstairs so that it couldn't bother me.

jubilee said...

I practically begged The Calm One for our elliptical. I need less hiney too, you see. I feel guilty every time I don't get on it.