Elliptical, elliptical,
How I do despise thee.
You glare at me as I cross the room,
while you criticise and chide me.
My fluffy butt you find pathetic,
My jiggles so amusing.
A sleek body I would have,
If you I were a using.
So I drag myself, flab and all,
begrudgingly I ride you.
The pain, oh my, is so intense,
I huff, puff (and deride you.)
Elliptical, elliptical,
Oh, how I do despise thee.
But I'll endure your taunts and jeers,
Because I need less hiney.
*sigh*
8 comments:
LOL! the taunting is the whole reason I finally sold mine! I showed it who was boss! (my big hiney!) =)
Melissa
OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!
love you! :)
Sutton
OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!
love you! :)
Sutton
OMGOSH!!! NOW I know where I get my goofiness from!
love you! :)
Sutton
Love your "ode to the elliptical machine". Difference between you and me is you actually go on it and you have six kiddos -I only have 2. I feel guility now.......
If you lose any more hiney we will not be able to finey...you.
(sorry all...it runs in the family!)
Sorry I gave you a machine that taunts you. I kept it hidden upstairs so that it couldn't bother me.
I practically begged The Calm One for our elliptical. I need less hiney too, you see. I feel guilty every time I don't get on it.
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