Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Morning mayhem

The five minutes before everyone walked out of the door:


"Oh, NO! I forgot to do my homework!"

"Look Mom! I did my own hair for picture day today!"

(Phone rings, wrong number)

"Mommy, I just pooped and I need you to wipe my bottom. Hurry!"

"Mom, you've got to send in my dorm request this morning. Here's the paperwork, you can figure it out."

(Phone rings, wrong number)

"Moooooooooom! I need more chocolate milk, please...NOW please!"

(Phone rings, Jimmy)

"Honey, I need you to transfer money to another account. Now find ____________ on eBay. See it? Keep looking. Keep looking. Okay, now buy it.

"Mom, is everyone ready? It's time to GO!"

"I love Daddy more than you."

"Mom, Peyton is stinky!"

"Ma ma ma ma ma mamamamama! MA MA MA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


Sigh.

6 comments:

Annikke said...

Ok, sounds like your morning was chaotic and stressful.... BUT the question I have is: Did you enjoy yesterday's bible study???

Unknown said...

Oh, I did enjoy the Bible study and and really, REALLY enjoyed Landon being in his class!! Ahhhh, I guess my Tuesdays will have to sustain me...

Anonymous said...

hmm. Yup, that sounds about right ;)

Abbie said...

Ohhh Devin! hahaha What a morning!

You are truly blessed :)

MKHKKH said...

Don't you just love it when the day starts out that way. Puts me in funk all day! LOL

jubilee said...

This sounds so much like my days that I had to check to make sure it was your blog and not mine! Ha!