Reagan-isms

#1) As she looked over my shoulder at today's temperature...

Reagan (12): "So what's the wind shield today?"

Mom: "Rea, don't you mean wind chill?"

Reagan: "Oh...(giggling)...Yeah."


#2) After helping Keaton remove some dance performance makeup...

Reagan (in her best Chrissy Snow voice): "Mom, I told her to use plain water because one thing I do know is those Off Misquito Wipes do not work; they just make your eyes water."

Sometimes she really worries me.