"How can someone so pretty..."

"...be so stinky?!" Sutton exclaimed about her baby sister as she was riding next to her in the car. (Small enclosed spaces obviously enhance odors. Hehehehehe!)

"She hiccuped, burped, and pooped all at the same time! How is that possible? I can't breathe!" Sutton continued, wrinkling her nose and feigning an asthma-like attack.

We discovered that all of the above had resulted in quite a mess. This particular "explosion" had gone up baby girl's back, up her chest, and down both legs.

If that isn't birth-control for a 17 year old, I don't know what is. (A mom can hope, right?)