I'll just have water, please

Mom (trying to make conversation with a three-year-old): "Landon, what did you have for lunch today?"

Landon: "Chicken nuggets, french fries, and chup (ketchup)."

Mom: "Was it delicious?"

Landon (unwilling to elaborate): "Yes."

Mom: "What did you have to drink? Was it Dr.Pepper? Lemonade? Sprite?"

Landon (perking up): "Nope, it was diarrhea Coke!"

Mom: "Diarrhea Coke? Don't you mean Diet Coke?"

Landon: "Yes, I said that...Diarrhea Coke."

Mom (hiding my chuckle): "And was it delicious?"

Landon: "It was de-licious!"