me: "No, I have about a month left."
sales lady: "You're KIDDING! Wow! You are really big!"
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neighbor: "Oh my goodness! You didn't look like this two weeks ago! Are you going to make it?!"
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Reagan (shuddering and turning her head): "Mom! Your legs and ankles are looking GROSS!
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Jimmy: "Cankles aren't sexy. Those things are looking nasty."
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Chic-Fil-A employee: "Your sixth?! Good luck with that."
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Fellow pregnant woman: "I can see you are waddling too."
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Keaton: "You want me to rub your belly?"
me: "No, thank you."
Keaton: "You want me to rub your feet?"
me : "No, but thank you."
Keaton: "Are you okay?"
me: "No. I think I'm losing my sunny disposition."
Keaton: "I think I'll go now."
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Later...
me: "What are you giggling about?"
Landon: "I just happy."
me: "Happy about what?"
Landon: "My little 'stister' is coming soon and I will kiss her and hug her."
Okay God, I hear You.
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