Unnamed daughter: Mom, why do your arms jiggle when you drive?
Mom, hesitantly, to unnamed child: What are you talking about?
Unnamed daughter: Sometimes when you move the steering wheel kinda fast, your arms jiggle underneath.
Mom stares incredulously at child, searching for ANY words.
Other beautiful daughters jump to Mom's rescue and tell unnamed daughter she's being rude.
Unnamed daughter sheepishly sits back in her seat making a mental note NEVER to mention mom's jiggly arms again.
Mom makes a mental note to get her jiggly arms to the gym.
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