Mommy doesn't laugh like Daddy does when I burp and toot.
I can make my six year old brother scream like a girl.
I like to hear my brother scream...a lot.
As soon as I go into a store, any store, I have to tinkle.
To make my sisters really angry, I just have to pop them on the rear. Yep, they love that.
My baby sister gets a lot of attention, but if I holler really loud, everyone notices me instead.
Why would I want to go to school when I can have Chik-Fil-A lunches with my dad and Target slurpies with my mom?
My family gets upset when I tinkle on the seat. They need to get a grip and be thankful they're not having to change my diapers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers are way cool. I'm going to be both when I grow up.
When Daddy leaves town, he feels guilty and brings me candy.
My mommy doesn't smile when I:
- spill my milk the third time.
- get toothpaste on the bathroom ceiling.
- play hide-n-seek in a store.
- go visit the down-the-street neighbors without telling her.
- call people on her cell phone.
- tape feminine napkins to the walls.
I know she loves me though, because she tells me every day. I think she just needs a vacation.
2 comments:
Toothpaste on the bathroom ceiling?? Now THAT is impressive young one!
Just be glad he isn't WEARING the feminine napkins. Oh boy do I have some good blackmail pictures involving some rather large pads and my darling 2 year old daughter.
Isn't it wild that they can do the most horrid things, but you really can't imagine your life without them??
Happy Birthday, Landon! Love those overalls!
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