What? No red carpet?

As I was arranging deli meat on a tray...

Sutton (18): "You can always tell when we have company."

Mom: "Why? Because I put meat on a tray?"

Sutton: "Yeah. When it's just us, we eat out of the meat bag...no arranging, just toss us the bag."

Mom: "Well, when we have guests, it just looks nicer to put the meat on a tray."

Sutton: "I know. That's why I can't wait to go to college and then come home."

Mom: "Babe, I'll still just toss just you the meat bag."

Sutton (sighs, kind of sad): "Yeah, I figured."