Suppose...

...you are nine months pregnant, extremely clumsy and are dropping anything and everything you touch.

And then suppose you just happen to spill a full bottle of hot pink nail polish on your pretty beige carpet while trying to reach your, as yet, unattainable toe nails because you are so ridiculously vain you think someone might notice your grody, bare toes in the delivery room.

And then suppose (after calling yourself some not so pleasant names) you run (well, waddled very fast) into the laundry room and get every carpet cleaner known to man, as well as nail polish remover, and NOTHING works.

And then suppose you find a wonderful website that suggests that you try Windex.

And it works!

Well, then, I suppose you better be thankful you didn't make a worse mess, greatful you have computer access where you found the answer, and silly because you're too cheap to pay for even a cut-rate pedicure.

...I suppose.