For Sale: Teenage Girl
Previously the perfect child (that should have been my first clue) who has since decided she is grown and I am the dumbest person in the world.
After the sale I reserve the right to visit her on any good days (you are on your own on those bad days.)
In the interest of full disclosure you should know that she is quite expensive, is prone to extreme lapses in judgement, and if your sleep is a priority to you, don't even consider this purchase.
She is, however, beautiful, smart, and normally quite loving.
Since there is sure to be seller's remorse I won't actually go through with said transaction, but it sure felt good to put her temporarily on the market.
Check back often as the price may drastically drop before her graduation next year. And with five future teenagers to follow, watch for "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" specials.
2 comments:
Uhhhh ooohhh. Any Prom problems?
Also, you need to update your profile in all of your free time.:)
I'll donate another one!! Maybe we can get a better price.
Lisa
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